this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Just change all the boxes so they all read “Chat GPT-4.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

post the ytp here when it's done please

[–] AkatsukiLevi 9 points 1 year ago

Change all things to have I as a prefix, and all be priced separately

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fubo 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's processed by the Non-judgmental Stack of Federated Workers (NSFW).

[–] residentmarchant 2 points 1 year ago

More like nine judgemental workers looking at your telemetry data, but the acronym doesn't work....

[–] fubo 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Missing layers & components include:

  • Dynamic Crop Rotation
  • Unified Working Class
  • Object-Oriented Subject-Verb Harmonizer
  • Polyamorous Hedron Layer
  • Twin-Camera Sitcom Builder
  • Beef Byproduct Coprocessor
  • "The Cheesegolf" (details subject to NDA)
  • Soft-Sector Formatter
  • Chunk Guzzler
  • BEEPERS (Biomimetic Exo-Exa-Polygon Extrusion Randomization Service)
  • Phil

Also, the bottom layer is incorrectly labeled as "CORE OS". The intended term is CoreO's™, the latest in high-definition breakfast cereal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read the middle line as "Foveated Reindeer" the first time with out my glasses, so maybe rename the boxes to be about Christmas magic that allows Santa's Christmas powers to work...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

iOS Framework.
Naughty/Nice Framework Multi-app 3D engine Spatial Chimney Engine Foveated Reindeer Real-Time Countdown System Christmas OS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna make the guy say "a real-time execution engine that guarantees execution of each person looking at you"

Also the YTP is about "Apple Pro" which straps a big apple in front of your face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Flex tape between the boxes

[–] Ketchup 2 points 1 year ago

It’s already hilarious