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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real women have eyes the size of small plates, their head is twice as wide as their hips and they don't have visible noses, unless viewed from the side.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, have women been Greys this entire time?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dammit our cover is blown

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'll never forget when people lost their shit over the Horizon Zero Dawn protagonist having peach fuzz on her face.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The thing that got me was that they bothered.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You mean the people who are getting paid loads of money to model characters all day? I wonder why they bothered too. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

What, you think they have lip-waxing in the apocalyptic far future?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks a bit like Kristen Stewart in that screenshot.

There's just a lot of neckbeards out there that assume any woman with a better chin than them (and that's not difficult) is a man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think she looks like Kathryn Hahn

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Good ol sexism from people wholl never touch grass, cause that requires them to go outside for once

[–] Daft_ish 11 points 1 year ago

I think, "Alloy has a beard." Is the best example of this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can somebody explain the re-Xed X?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The straightest Peter (parker) got the manliest MJ (Mary Jane), sadge (twitch emote for sad/cringe). It's a chud being a chud about Mary Jane not being fuckable enough for their tastes in a spiderman game, because that's an opinion people have now I guess

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To he fair regarding the facts, MJ is supposed to be far more attractive than a “normal” woman and way out of Peter’s league. She fixes his fashion and gets him to ditch the glasses.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk, after a quick google I think this portrayal of MJ is faithful. Perhaps that's just me/my tastes. She's well above average. I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone that could honestly say that she's average/below average.

Within the confines of comic books and adjacent media, perhaps she's not as attractive as originally intended due to the hypersexualization of people in this genre. That's more of a comment on the social conditions that lead to this trope rather than if she's fuckable or not though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Eh, fair shakes.

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[–] instamat 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you explain the straightest Peter part too?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I can't.

I guess I missed the part in Spider-Man Homecoming, where Peter and Ned cupped each others balls...

[–] objectionist 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

you mean the retweeted tweet? because why the fuck would you show a corporation manners

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'm enjoying that their question really was gibberish to me before you put it in normal terms. May it always remain that way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, it's only Bethesda that does not know.

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

To be fair that does look like a dude

[–] Elivey 84 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You seriously need to go outside if you think that looks like a man holy fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It’s Homelander in a red wig.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it’s okay kid, you’re allowed to be attracted to men with long hair.

[–] Elivey 10 points 1 year ago

I am attracted to men with long hair.

Don't know what that has to do with this picture though, this doesn't look like a man.

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[–] trashgirlfriend 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The constsnt push for realistic graphics has created this kind of paradox where Gamers want games to look 1:1 like real life but they also have no idea what a normal human woman looks like.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, my first thought was that she looks like a younger Amy Dumas (aka Lita from WWE). It's really pretty weird that people are so quick to say she looks like a man just because she doesn't look like a waif.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Can I have games that look like Deep Rock Galactic but higher framerates and more zombies and more emergent gameplay dynamics?

Also devs who aren't crunched and are well paid so they can parent and touch grass sometimes too.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jettrscga 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had to guess: Harry Potter takes his glasses off, makes love to Frodo, and they have a beautiful baby boy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

She looks like an average woman. People who go outside and interact with people understand that not every woman looks like a supermodel

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

looking at just her face while ignoring her hair it kinda does

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But she looks like shit

[–] Heavybell 6 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. Gamers are the oanes who want to push graphics to 1:1 with reality.

[–] jedi_hamster 5 points 1 year ago

What? I think she is cute and hot

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