Any day now ๐. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.
"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Jesus is coming
Good for him, but I don't really want to know about it
Yeah, I don't think I'd be into that OnlyFans.
What a sad life, Iโm glad Iโm up out this piece
Cut "repent be saved' off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, "...all over my face." Now go staple that back on that power pole!!
I think I'm having one.
I'm cumming to jesus
For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.
There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he'll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.
Did you even watch the video... I'm clearly making fun of the whole thing
Says: error opening link
www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/17090p1/maybe_maybe_maybe/
Maybe that one will work. Just a funny video
Thanks for the alt link. I should done that when the sign was still up.
Sorry, without the video, I thought some Christian was trying to put the screws to me.
All good, I'm fed up with religious nut jobs too
If the sky daddy boy returned today he'd just get crucified again.