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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Free penetration testing πŸ“ˆ

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Finally! A free storage solution!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it's cheaper than making backups in the first place!" -This guy, probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Step 1) Have terrible security. Step 2) Purposefully piss off hackers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It’s called replica :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Members-=-1

[–] ballogh 1 points 1 year ago

Amazon leak intensifies

[–] ghariksforge 1 points 1 year ago

I want a lemmy wallstreetbets