this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
507 points (94.9% liked)

Memes

45894 readers
1469 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

load more comments (10 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

[–] NicestDicerest 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[–] RQG 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[–] Orangenkuchen 13 points 1 year ago

Das tut niemand.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

[–] RQG 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Sie haben geläutet?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

GUTEN MORGEN

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SickDuck_ 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)
load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[–] Siegfried 15 points 1 year ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[–] zepheriths 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

They like David hasselhoff

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He united us!

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)
load more comments (6 replies)
[–] I_Clean_Here 10 points 1 year ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Me too / ich auch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

load more comments
view more: next ›