I just want slightly irritated wife ambiance.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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You would.
It gets old after a few years.
I mean, don't we all?
Typical.
You're into tsunderes, I assume?
My legal counsel suggests I plead the fifth.
Imagine, someone who refers to women as 'fembots' can't find a girlfriend. So weird.
It's from r9k, robot9000. Everyone is referred to as a robot.
That's silly, also lol now people are downvoting because I don't know about this random weird habit, completely in sync with this post.
Yes you're right downvoters, I should have known the thing that I just learned from someone replying to me, very logical voting.
I have a rule that if it's 4chan, it's gonna have some silly quirky lingo involved. The communities there get weird. They do not speak like regular people, so I give them a little bit more of a pass. Fembot is weird enough to get a pass, especially in the desperate, sad context of the post.
Sure. That makes it all better.
doesn't it?
Anon knows there are no women on 4Chan. It is known.
I thought it was a typo and he meant femboy
He would probably settle for that too either way
It would have been quite sweet really.
Anon gets his voice files, femboy gets validation for his feminine sounding voice.
I think I'll stick with this version in my head.
Good thing we have things like elevenlabs now, can fake human connection without having to fake human connection
He could just go on Only Fans and get the same stuff, really. Nothing wrong with spending a little on self-care.
Onlyfans didn't exist in 2017 afaik
Oh, that's a good point!
Even in 2017 this could easily be done on Fiver
In case anyone needs this, here's a few. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=asmr+girlfriend+welcomes+you+home
if you need this dm me I'll get you a quote
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