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[–] saltesc 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

100 years is a lot of dead skin, fluids, bed sores, etc. She'd be the host of all sorts of thriving ecosystems and have potato levels of muscle atrophy. The proximal stench would be rancid. Once finally awake, she would have all the values of a society a century ago. A 2023 Sleeping Beauty could well be an antisemitic opiate addict who protests the heliocentric model. So he's basically taking a gamble on trailer trash.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 5 points 1 year ago

I would assume that the magic preserved her body, but honestly I don't see why the witch would protect her since Snow White would still be fairest in all the land.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She wasn't dead, she was in stasis, the same as the moment she ate the apple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Legit I’d watch that over the heavily romanticized crap…

Actually sounds like a decent concept.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The heliocentric view of the world is older than you think.

[–] omega_x3 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget that the original version he raped her while she slept

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which original? Not the one published in 1812 by the Grimm brothers; in that one, he didn't even kiss her without her consent.

The story shows up in different cultures, in different forms, but in most of them Snow White is given as being dead (although unnaturally preserved) when the rescuer finds her, so I'm curious which version contains necrophilia.

[–] Bondrewd 3 points 1 year ago

Probably his headcanon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snow White be like: (It's a mummy)

It's the Beauty of Loulan btw

3800 BP in the Xinjiang region of China

[–] aviationeast 1 points 1 year ago

Just needs a frog prince to kiss her to wake up and gain all the power of the 10 plagues of China...