Good boy.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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i think i'm giving him the full "who's a good boy, YES YOU ARE!!"
Usually you don't wish an onion article was real life
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I would unironically vote for some dog or cat over 99.99999999999999% of humanity at this point if given the option.
And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He's got free time now 🤷♂️ and we haven't tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.
“That son-of-a-bitch burst through the door into my office like a bat out of hell. He immediately set his teeth to my left calf and would not let go for what felt like an eternity,” said the outraged McHenry. “As I howled in pain, that damn dog leapt onto my desk and seized the House gavel. ‘No you don’t! Drop it! Drop it!’ I yelled as I turned quickly to grab the other end. We then began to engage in a rancorous tug-of-war; one that continued for nearly 10 minutes. Ultimately, he bested me and took off, gavel in mouth"
Here, here.
Give Commander a Medal!
It sounds like a pretty ruff deal tbh
At this point they likely would vote for him if he does that.
Usually these headlines don't actually make me laugh out loud but this one pulled it off.
The presidential veneers finally came into play!