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[–] [email protected] 366 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 185 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Not all broads are like me...

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] Ddhuud 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] Clipboards 18 points 8 months ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 111 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

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[–] Shard 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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[–] Eonandahalf 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

85% of the time, it works every time!

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[–] MTK 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

oh damn, a perfect score

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (5 children)

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but this is 4chan. They tend to operate with integrity.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

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[–] Zehzin 54 points 8 months ago

The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn't go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.

[–] messianic 41 points 8 months ago

Remember to turn off notification sounds 😉

[–] Doesnotexist 40 points 8 months ago (3 children)

How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?

[–] lapommedeterre 34 points 8 months ago

Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That question makes up 10% of all 37 comments on this post.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

60% of the time, it works every time.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

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[–] Clbull 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I think the term here is 'chadfishing.'

There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it's mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.

Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

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[–] DreadTowel 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

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[–] sagrotan 20 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Why do I feel promiscuity is disgusting? I have no connection to a stupid religion, neither do I care about social standards in that regard. Am I old fashioned or uptight? But since I was a teenager I despise it to the point I had the opportunity and said no, several times (when I was younger, I'm around 40 now) My buddies always said i'm stupid asf, I don't know. Am I? Got 2 girlfriends in my life, the last one now for 20 years (still going), all my experience you can count on one hand, I don't feel inhibited in my "skills", at least what the feedback tells me, but on the other hand there's clearly a bias, idk.

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[–] RIP_Cheems 17 points 8 months ago (22 children)

Interesting. Counterpoint, anon's a dick for manipulating people like that.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Counter to what? That is the point.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

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