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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

[–] garibaldi_biscuit 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm wondering what 85% of something that worked 10 times is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

8.5, probably a blowjob.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One time he only got an unenthusiastic handjob in the bar toilets