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[–] Cynosure 15 points 2 years ago

We found the rockstar developer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I Imagine the merge conflict hell that these programmers have to go through...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I remember once project to have about 30 lines... then the decision was made to rebase before commit, and it cleared out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Just commit and merge everything together at the same time. What's the worst that coul happen, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So how it sounds?