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[–] dystop 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Now what about the waterfall and agile teams?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Let the suits do that in their fancy offices. As long as we can continue our productive work everything is fine.

[–] herrwoland 2 points 2 years ago

Legend has it that there's a secret item hidden behind the waterfall teams

[–] Caboose12000 2 points 2 years ago

what about SCRUM teams 😳

[–] danc4498 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Add one to the other side and you got a full stack.

[–] herrwoland 2 points 2 years ago

yeah just stack monitors it should do it lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Here you thought the backend devs had sworn off all GUI and were instead using their favorite text editor (Vim or Neovim acceptable answers) to reduce bloat...

Nope, the display itself is bloat.

Don't believe me, here are some quotes from actual backend devs.

"Turn that shit around, what you want to blind me with a screen backlight." -- Backend Dev REDACTED

"The only dark mode I need is off" -- Backend Dev REDACTED

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

As someone who is mostly a backend dev, I can confirm that this is accurate. lol

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