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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CEO: "I'll gut the entire IT department for this ad"

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Is this "no-code, scalable, serverless solution" in the room with us right now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, good.

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[–] datelmd5sum 2 points 1 year ago

I'm 100% fully 0% no serverless... as a service.

[–] Rooty 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No code, serverless"

So, nothing, hosted on nothing?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

[–] Moc 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Software Engineers hate this one weird site