Not entirely accurate since my bones probably have microplastics in them. Checkmate!
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The real path to immortality is to convert your body into plastic, so you can slowly disintegrate and be dispersed into the great Circle of Microplastics
I think that may be plastination...?
I saw that Body's exhibit when it came to the local science museum. That's really cool how the bodies were preserved and the man-hours that go into just one body are wild!
If it makes it to the transfer station in my town, it will end up in the waste-to-energy plant. It's not optimal but the system does treat the air it releases and the slag isn't as toxic as coal dust. Just one of those expensive systems that's a better use of land than to use it as a dump.
Not if I thermally depolymerize it!
sets fire to the bag so it becomes smoke and goes into the sky to become stars
Wrap me in plastic when I die so you can mummify me forever.
Someone should maybe check-in with the people who run the Chinese takeout place.
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Man I haven't seen a plastic bag going on almost a decade now. Seems so foreign.
Nah, not if I throw it into the ocean it won't. It's remains will flush through my media consumption damaged, but otherwise semi-functioning brain long after the waves grinded it into microplastics.