College Football

I would like to make a complaint (informational) to management. Sacks on offense are bad.

We can't lose to idiot teeth birds

Oh god no not a Purdue quarterback I've been on this Ferris wheel

I'm going to eat carbs

Being an Irish fan isn't good for your health. How do we have zero receivers?

I want to tell these announcers fuck you a win against the top 25 is a goddamn win

Give them the shampoo

And the fighting Irish kick the lead fuck yes fighting lads

Hello Notre Dame fans no one else matters but you're welcome anyway

What wow

I'm watching Louisville play their heart out and still seeing Notre Dame make them earn every yard. Love this team

Damn the secondary stops the pass again but can't come up with a pick. I can't be mad but damn I wish they had better fingers

Okay lads saddle up time to prove we're better

Bertrand with a solid tackle really like watching him

Hold?

Why is everyone undefeated

Well rushed boys get that sack

Okay but how is pass protection not performing

We got this we got this we got this

Fuck that fuck that fuck this

Fun fact: Notre Dame sacks involve golden testicles

Seems like the idiots are also cheaters

Where is the fucking penalty dick this

Ehoooo

Fuck yes mister hair (respectfully)

Ah for fucks sake

I "meal prepped" which means I have unlimited chicken and ribs

Fuck these announcers

Fucking hell got to grab that no shade love my receivers

The goddamn defense

Decision. Go for it.

Love me a Benjamin Morrison break up. Look elsewhere idiot

Genuinely keep throwing to bemo

Yestime

Wait what

Golden Bertrand

For fucks sake

Is Tyree #4 today

Was that the first Estime run? I love Love but heart Estime

We're gonna smash em in the mouth nice run

Bemo!

Fucking hell yes monster man Evans

This is about the eighth year in a row I've not seen an Irish penalty where I was like "that's questionable and turns out to be 25 real yards plus a 3rd down conversation"

What the fuck was that penalty