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I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.
It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)
So he jerks of liberal men? I read this as „I’m a Liberal that is into men“, but think asking him to clarify that would make him angry.
"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"
Bet?
Send the addy
Wait till they find out that liberals are armed and just STFU about it.
Yesss! The person that owns the most guns that I know is also the most liberal guy I know. I know what guns my conservative friends own because they tell me about them. I know the alarmingly high amount of guns my most liberal friend owns because we've gone shooting together.
Don't get me wrong, I've talked guns with all the folks included above. It just seems the more conservative folk use it more as a bragging right, where as the liberals I know only mention it if the topic is already owning/target shooting guns.
Does the most liberal guy you know talk a lot about human rights and democracy, or the inherently parasitic role of capital in a post scarcity society?
Yes
Freaked my conservative Trump loving brother when he saw we browsing socialist gun sub on Reddit once.
I laughed and said yes us leftest and armed and trained too. Funny he knows I love guns and vote left but didn't put two and two together. Funny watch him twitch.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9675619/
The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .
Semen is a fast drying basic glue.
It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).
Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.
Liberal gun oil is the fairly good water based sex lube
Genuinely can't tell if this is satire of "'liberal tears" or just a fucking wild escalation of it? Either way I laughed
…before he puts it in his anus.
Based on the words, it seems like this is a shirt that actually goes soft. Probably while he's lubricating his "gun".
I mean once it dries out...
I mean, he's going hard at something alright.
So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.