That is a good firm look of "Man, I want attention, but I am far too lazy to ask for it. So I'm just going to flop, because I know you're a big sucker for it, aren't you?"

[–] bighatchester 6 points 1 year ago

Shes my emotional support cat . I pet her while my customers complain and I pretend to care .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And dammit if it doesn't work every single time. She knows how weak I am

[–] Crackhappy 5 points 1 year ago

Notice me senpai.

[–] Jomega 4 points 1 year ago

Give her some fucking attention.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my allergies are flaring up just looking at her. so fluffy! so cute!

[–] bighatchester 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find her fur all over my apartment and stuck to my clothes. I try to brush her but she hates it and tries to bite me .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her fur is a sign of Her Presence. You insult Her Majesty by brushing them off.

[–] bighatchester 2 points 1 year ago

Then she gets mats and I have to try and cut them off while she bites me .

[–] 200ok 3 points 1 year ago

This is where Lucy lays when ~~I'm working and~~ she wants ~~attention~~ purpose and direction in life

[–] Synthead 2 points 1 year ago

What customer doesn't want their rug dragged?