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[–] bobby_hill 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Most oil (like, 99% of it, IIRC) is from decayed plant matter, not animal matter.

[–] Zehzin 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

While we're being pedantic about dinosaurs and children's cartoons (my favorite pasttime), Littlefoot and Spike would have lived like 90 million years apart from Cera.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, bro, why not just tell everyone the brave little toaster wasn’t even that brave while you’re at it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He also toasted bread unevenly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And Ducky shouldn't have eyelashes. Wait, does Cera have external ears??

[–] idunnololz 5 points 1 year ago

It's not saying they turned into oil. They turned into an oil rig. /s

[–] spicytuna62 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But that'd make a lot of sense when you consider the fact that trees outnumber people like 380:1.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 3 points 1 year ago

It's actually mostly plankton. Most traditional oil deposits formed from shallow seas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OG Ducky's voice actress... T_T

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

this baby gets 12 little feets to the gallon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its not actually, most of the oil was from plants that died before fungus and decaying bacteria evolved so the dead logs just sat there and would not decompose ever

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought this was the story of charcoal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually it's a common myth that fossil fuels are made up of Dinosaurs. They're mostly made up of Silesaurs and to small parts Pisanosaurs.

[–] Bootheal0179 1 points 1 year ago

My car is CNG so, a good 80% termite & bovine farts get me from here to there.