I’ve always wanted to be suffocated by jugs the size of basketballs
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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They are both the last meal and the method of execution
I never thought I'd die like this, but I've always sort of hoped
Yeah I don't want to marry 'em, but like, a test drive would be awesome. Or as a form of euthanasia....
Why not both?
my wife would object
Gender-bent Kevin James is here and I'm here for it!
Gender bent Kevin James can get it
Fr
I’ve been in more compromising situations
Go on..
One time I was trying to feed some chimps a banana at the zoo and I fell in the enclosure. Luckily I still had the banana so I tried to bargain with the chimps. Unfortunately it was mating season and they weren’t having any of it. The largest chimp gestured that he wanted me to eat the banana, emphasising to do it slowly. As I began to peel the banana I heard a gunshot. Luckily the zookeepers were just in time to rescue me and they got me out of the enclosure. Unfortunately they weren’t happy and told me I had broken the rules so they were going to take me to the police. Luckily one of the gorillas had just died so they offered to let me work at the zoo in a gorilla suit until they could figure out what to do about the dead gorilla. I agreed, put on the gorilla suit and went into the enclosure. Unfortunately there were 3 females in there too and they knew straight away I wasn’t a gorilla. Luckily one of them knew sign language and we managed to come to an agreement where they would help me escape in exchange for some favours. Unfortunately it was mating season for them as well. Long story short is it was all a very close call but I made it out
Keep going I'm almost there
I think it just ends in that dude getting some gorillussy
Keep going.
Well if you insist. When I was young my family and I went to the zoo, as well, and boy did we have a doozy. A giraffe licked my sister's hand, the chimpanzees were in full swing, and we saw one lemur give another lemur a blow job.
This was unfortunately in the age before smartphones, and my parents took us away before I could snap a pic with the digital camera I had.
damn ChatGPT has gotten lewd
Thanks for your service
I'm game 😏
Not everyday you get asked for a threesome by 2 Paul Blart, Mall Cops.
2 blart 2 mall
This is the first meme in a while where I'm completely lost...
Swingers
everyone thinks it's swingers.... and wakes up realizing it was kidney thieves.
Good luck with that, Ive thoroughly voided the warranty on mine
You know.. The lifestyle.
They crave the penis
Sign me up.
cuckqueans be like
Now, that's what I call a Heffer, nan.
I don't get it
Threesome