this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The AUDACITY

I'm going to set up a camera to catch them in the act, then they'll have to let me eat ice cream on my bed! It's a foolproof plan!

[–] Kase 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What possible flaw could my plan have?

[–] dadGPT 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Found a packet of unblown balloons as well.

[–] tdawg 23 points 1 year ago

Ah! So my older sister actually brought me and our youngers siblings into my mom's room once. Mom was off working or something (think it was like summer we were all like 5 and 2, with my older sister being closer to 10). Anyway my sister gets this amazing idea to open my mom's bed side drawer and pull out "balloons" for us to play with. She then helps us fill them with water and throw around. Remember we were all amazed at the pretty colors and how some of them were shiny! Needless to say my sister's devious plan backfired and she was grounded while we were none-the-wiser. Funny shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

With youghurt in them.

Who likes salty yoghurt BTW?!

[–] pivot_root 19 points 1 year ago

And the chocolate stains. My dads sure love their chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

get this fiLTH OFF MY LEMMY!!!1!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It's OK man, it's just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tell me how you really feel

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 12 points 1 year ago

Old people do need their calcium and probiotics

[–] Wordcraftian 7 points 1 year ago
[–] ieightpi 5 points 1 year ago