Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by wizenheimer to c/dadjokes

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Because they cantaloupe.

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[–] Odo 10 points 1 year ago

And what dog do they keep for companionship?

A melancholy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Almost all melons I've had in my hands through my life came in pairs.