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[–] RickRussell_CA 106 points 1 year ago

License to kill -9

[–] GaleFromCali 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It should be "chmod, sudo chmod"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

chmod; sudo chmod

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jungle 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] uis 2 points 1 year ago

Smart. Real Smart.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

5 points for the awk command.

10 points for a perl script.

;-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

circular shift

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

007 is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

I believe thats called the honey pot

[–] iluminae 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

(after) ...ah crap it's actually selinux....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lightnegative 1 points 1 year ago

First thing to do if you need a functioning server

Unless you're a security guy and get off on people not being able to do their jobs due to Access Denied

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recently, I learned of the concept of "Linux capabilities". And yeah, as much as I enjoy reading up on these things, the whole time I was thinking, if something's fucky with these capabilities, I'll never remember to check them...

[–] uis 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Funfact: if you want to run for example HTTP server, you can run it with CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and no_new_priv.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

You can't do that...Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bad bad bad!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!

[–] ShittyRedditWasBetter 1 points 1 year ago

setenforce 0