this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.

Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.

[–] unreachable 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

social security number

"security? what's security?!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The security is social.

Meaning that it likes to mingle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The S in ICT stands for security

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least it isn't writable... yet.

[–] akash_rawal 12 points 1 year ago

Together we can make this happen!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I once saw and am still disappointed I didn't buy, a hoodie that read "Social engineering: Because there's no patch for human stupidity"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn't transparency I don't know what is.

[–] akash_rawal 6 points 1 year ago

Well, we could allow root login via passwordless telnet so that they can be extra sure that we aren't hiding anything.