Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.
Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.
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Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.
Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.
social security number
"security? what's security?!"
The security is social.
Meaning that it likes to mingle.
The S in ICT stands for security
At least it isn't writable... yet.
Together we can make this happen!
I once saw and am still disappointed I didn't buy, a hoodie that read "Social engineering: Because there's no patch for human stupidity"
Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn't transparency I don't know what is.
Well, we could allow root login via passwordless telnet so that they can be extra sure that we aren't hiding anything.