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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] Ataraxia 7 points 2 years ago

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

[–] ryry1985 7 points 2 years ago

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

[–] LUlsas 7 points 2 years ago

Fun on a bun.

[–] vividspecter 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Ozma_of_Oz 7 points 2 years ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

[–] Wermhatswormhat 6 points 2 years ago

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[–] foof 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–] sensibilidades 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Discoslugs 6 points 2 years ago

Long enough Fry, Long enough.....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

[–] PlasticExistence 5 points 2 years ago

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You guys like swarms of things, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some folks call me Orange Joe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

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