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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can relate. Especially the last line part.

[–] ashtefere 6 points 1 year ago

Same. Literally me.

[–] Kahlenar 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years

[–] psycho_driver 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mutual Savings Account

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The way to her heart is financial stability.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same thing to some women.