Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Relationship advice: that's a red flag.
Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
“And they were roomates”
They saw the article before you did
Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
I didn't have any before the incident
So there was an incident?
...anymore.
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Damn! They weren't lying.
I'm their roommate and I can confirm this
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Damn is it really that crazy of a change