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[–] toxicbubble 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

try surviving razor leaves or a hydro pump irl

[–] corus_kt 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better odds of surviving until hospitalisation than eating a Flamethrower or Fire Blast

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Razor leaf is like having hundreds of knives thrown at you simultaneously. Hydro pump you basically die almost instantly. There’s a reason water jet can be used to cut metals.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The water jets they use to cut metal only work because the stream is so narrow. Hydro pump is more like getting hit with multiple full-blast fire hoses at once

[–] AntiHeroChris 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blastoise Pokedex entry reads as follows: "The rocket cannons on its shell fire jets of water capable of punching holes through thick steel."

and the entry of Mega Blastoise: "The cannon on its back is as powerful as a tank gun. Its tough legs and back enable it to withstand the recoil from firing the cannon."

I'm pretty sure thats enough force to kill someone instantly.

[–] herrvogel 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

enough force to kill someone

It's never enough to kill you. A water jet comparable in power to a tank shell hits you in the face, you're maybe gonna faint at worst. A literal God brings down the fury of heavens upon you, and you're just knocked out cold with a bruise that the local ER can heal free of charge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you think a water jet strong enough to cut steel is going to do against flesh and bone?

[–] herrvogel 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This explains it in great detail

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except it's saying the opposite? That comic is making fun of the game because no matter how deasly the attack is the pokemon on the receiving end will only faint.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was the joke he was making the first time and you didn’t get it so he slapped you over the face with it and you’re still not getting it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Would do you well to actually look at the name of the commenter sometime to not insult the wrong person, yea? And I'm pretty sure you don't actually understand the comic.

[–] Sigh_Bafanada 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BUDDY

My guy, he didn't get the name wrong. The comment was meant for you

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

No dude. Read it properly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found this article about this Turtles with cannons: an analysis of the dynamics of a Blastoise’s Hydro Pump

I don't know if it's right but interesting nonetheless

[–] Ryumast3r 8 points 1 year ago

A firehose for comparison is usually minimum 200psi. Close up would hurt really badly but the chances of dying aren't great. At 20ft away you'll just get really wet. Their numbers aren't wrong but the analysis of what the numbers mean is probably pessimistic for the Charizard.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, water has never killed anyone

[–] killeronthecorner 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water is actually the safest place to drown

[–] SidewaysHighways 2 points 1 year ago

I do always feel rather safer drowning in water vs a mile in the air or at a volcano. But I'm afraid of heights and allergic to lava so I may be biased.

[–] thehatfox 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pick Charmander, it eventually becomes Charizard which is

big lizardy looking thing has large wings breathes fire

and also

is not Dragon type cannot learn Fly

Gen 1 was great but it often didn’t make a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

He could learn Fly in the Yellow edition then you could transfer it to red/blue.

But yeah, Gen 1 had all kinds of issues.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mean while rhydon is like fuck it ,let's swim there

[–] pigup 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Played only once, was Blastoise, no regerts

[–] 13esq 9 points 1 year ago

I played several times.

My favourite move set was bulbasaur.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'll cook that stupid flower frog.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Anon doesn't know about Gen 1 Leech Seed abuse.