Memes

I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname "Green Dragon" because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government's supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that's how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.

I'm probably an oxidizing agent.

Dangerous when wet..

Dangerous when wet 👀

I made this after accidentally triggering somebody's manic psychosis.

Toxic gas. Might also be explosive.

Harmful To Aquatic Life.

(I don't eat them but do order a lot of stuff online and am often covered in paint.)

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Inert

It's just Safety Data Sheet now. Calling them Materials was dehumanizing.

I'm non-flammable non-toxic gas—I'm not dangerous, I just take up a lot of space.

You forgot

I'm the big X over in the corner

Infectious, irritant, oxidising agent, toxic gas source

Alternatively, the big X not to be confused with the dead bird site's new name

I'll take that dead smiling fish upper right.

Not illustrated here, but I like the one with the guy coughing his lungs out.

Infectious substance, explosive, harmful irritant

Optical Radiation 🫣

Yes, in the morning before coffee

I’m the Polish one.

Gotta be one of the flammable types but how do I know which?

I'm a compressed gas.