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Yevgeny Prigozhin asked the no pooping for 3 days question so that his troops can take less toilet breaks during the coup.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

With all this insanity around: I do not have any reason to not believe this is 100% true

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Nobody suggested borscht.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Aktually it was Putin, because he'll walk (to the underground train station), take a train, and do all this while not enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like that the coup leader goes into super panic mode when he eats a gummy worm from his troops.

Context: https://lemmy.world/post/493607

[–] adidson 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No wonder they stopped. Eating the gummy worms meant they wouldn't be able to last three days

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

We solved it bois. Pack it up.

[–] KingGordon 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao. Too funny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It all makes sense now.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 4 points 1 year ago

Logic checks out. We did it Lemmy, we solved the mystery!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It all ties together... Finally

[–] DMBFFF 1 points 1 year ago
[–] RQG 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe it was all a misunderstanding. They think it's a 3 day no Putin challenge. So they're trying to get rid of Putin within 3 days.

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