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[–] adj16 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I know this is just a meme, but I’ll share something I recently learned since I find it fascinating.

The oceans started out as freshwater! Water evaporated from them, rained down as freshwater and formed into rivers and streams, and the process of flowing picked up trace amounts of salt from the ground and riverbeds. These rivers eventually dumped their ever-so-slightly salty water into the ocean. Then, the tiny tiny tiny bit salty ocean evaporated some pure water out, leaving less water - meaning the remaining water just got a little bit saltier in comparison. This process repeated for millions of years and those tiny increments resulted in the very salty oceans we have now.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like in the future, people (or whatever intelligent life form is around then) will be like, "did you know the Earth didn't always have a microplastic ocean?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new microplastic overlords.

[–] devfuuu 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So god created a few lakes with drinkable water but he didn't understanding enough about physics to know it would become salty. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saltwater fish seem to drink it just fine. God just "loves" humans enough to not make it fit for our consumption.

[–] affiliate 4 points 1 year ago

we should’ve spent a little more time in the ocean all those years ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Freshwater oceans didn't playtest well in alpha

[–] adj16 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly! I almost said something to that effect but decided my comment was getting a little long. God just left figuring out science to all these nerds he created 😂

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate 5 points 1 year ago

that makes sense, it does have a rather salty taste

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Carnelian 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

45 million billion tonnes of salt.

Reminds me of when my roommate got really into league of legends

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You must have been playing during off hours to get that little salt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I've seen more on Waifu War threads back on /r/anime lol.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of my days mining in EvE

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

God creates Man.

Man creates... Unity.

Oops.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The trickster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What kind of car does hotrod Jesus drive?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How I do make your profile gif stop looping

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That’s the neat part, you don’t!

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use Sync. I don't see profile pics or gifs. Didn't even know the latter was a thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't either. Using Kbin on desktop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, among many others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All of them. I've replaced my skills with the hammer with those of the monkeywrench. There is no vehicle known to man or god I can't trick out.

Side note - I see your check engine light is on. You may need a tune-up. Bring it on by the garage @13thFloor and we'll see about a valve and soul lube job.

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok, but can you pull a Lazarus on pre-GM SAAB? Please?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's an interesting SAAB. Looks like a 70s era. I was thinking more like my old 86 SPG

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh, so something like this is more your speed (don't like to mod the bodies on those babies, handling is perfect as-is). Incredible cars to drive, but finding the right engine parts can be an adventure unto itself.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, though I would lose the rear window grille.

Parts can be an issue, but I'm hoping that the metal 3D printers can help there, soon.

[–] pirat 4 points 1 year ago
[–] pirat 2 points 1 year ago

None, just motocross

[–] pirat 2 points 1 year ago

Betlehummer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Humans: Straps a thruster to a few comets to "deal with global warming"

Edit: why is text between angle brackets just deleting itself?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: demons and ghosts can't go on vacation to the sea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it by chance or intended that god looks like Dicaprio?

Dicaprio Meme

[–] thorbot 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How could it be chance he’s literally right there my dude

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

god works in mysterious ways

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Looks like Benicio Del Toro with a fake beard