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Just be glad he didn't have to do the n°2
He already took precautions so that he wouldn't need to poop for three days.
Now it all makes sense!
So centaurs... double pee pee theory or nah?
Actual centaurs = nay
Double-man cosplay centaurs = yay
Single-man cosplay centaurs= nay
Single-man extreme cosplay with working pumps and servo motors = yay
eyyy.... you shouldn't have done this
hmm do they have two hearts? two digestive tracts? four lungs?!
Do centaur horse lungs breathe human farts?!
Shouldn't he be backing in?
I am reminded there exists individuals with giftedness like John Holmes or Two-tone Malone whom can do this both ways, sideways, low-ways, highways, etc.