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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might as well roll the dice for order every time a user loads the page.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We definitely need a "bad UI battles" community here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad you guys remember that sub. I miss the silly things you guys made.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

DONT SPEAK TO MY OR MY ISO 8601 EVER AGAIN! 🤬🤧😢

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you mean RFC 3339 instead of that non-authoritative ISO crap 😤

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean the standard defined by The Internet Engineering Task Force? Of course I do! The ISO name is just more popular.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love the smell of a good standards body fight in the morning (0900 GMT+0).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean 1694768400 in Unix timestamp?

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[–] ArtVandelay 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

12-12-12

Just to keep you guessing

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Then you feed {12,12,12} to the API and it turns it into 1970-01-01T12:12:12UTC

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least it's not a phone number entry via slider.😤

[–] Crackhappy 12 points 1 year ago

The fuck you just say to me, you son of a bitch?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the 21st of 1946, June.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Who the FUCK is June? You cheating bastard!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah, worst is palindrome interpolated ymdyydmy

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] BleatingZombie 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rfc3339 is the way. Mathematical superiority is on our side.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Auto alphanumerical sequencing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Y/D/Y/M/Y/M/Y/D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 😻❤️

it's the number of days since the asteroid blasted the dinosaurs, conveniently in 32 decimal digits

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Is that not the format that's actually used in the US? I mean, it's utterly insane, but a lot of people really are used to having the components of the date in random order.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point, just go full bananas and use SEP-2023/15

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[–] slazer2au 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Na, month data year is still the worse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about month year day ?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We must know: how many digits is the year? And when they're displayed later, do they use slashes or hyphens? I want to really breathe in the awful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  1. 1970-1999 - 4 digits.
  2. 2000+ - 2 digits.
  3. No separators
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no, the best is YYYY-MM-DD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's what I use but the dashes aren't the most important part

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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