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[–] Lizard 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] NightAuthor 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

AES encrypted by hand, and then… .md files on GitHub

[–] Chobbes 3 points 9 months ago

Artisanally woven substitution-permutation networks.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eh, while Markdown is nice I think Dokuwiki's syntax is infinitively better for any kind of text that ends up involving programming code. It also has a header syntax that makes sense, albeit rather cumbersome. And it also makes a proper distinction between italics and underline which are two different, standard typographical effects and not the same thing as Markdown seems to believe; and between ordered and unordered lists (let alone nested lists).

Just about the only bad thing is I haven't been able to find an editor that supports it. Probably because, to my knowledge, no self-standing / independent renderer exists for it (the parser and renderer seem to be tightly integrated into the content manager).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's funny- I use dokuwiki but my only gripe is I wish it was just standard markdown.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] marcos 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't org-mode compatible with markdown?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Org-mode can be exported to many different languages (markdown, HTML, LaTeX) via org-export.

If you're asking whether org mode uses all the same syntax of markdown (which would make them 1:1 compatible) it does not.

For instance, "headline" in org mode is "*", whereas in markdown a top level heading is "#".

[–] marcos 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, it's a headline? I always treated it like an item.

Now it makes more sense that emacs insists on collapsing them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, org-mode prefers using " - " and numbered lists as items. (Although they are also collapsible)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They'll find us soon

Thanos with Restructured Text and Sphinx

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

this is the way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

One of these days, someone is going to invent a confluence alternative that only supports markdown and doesn't have nay of confluences stupidity and it is going to EXPLODE and bankrupt Atlassian.

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