Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
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District 9
If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke's Connections.
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Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.
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Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.
Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.
Half Baked
βThe Final Memberβ
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Magnolia
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Samsara
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) by Peter Jackson.
Rocco's Animal Trainer #3.
End of ze world.
Silent night, deadly night 2
Citizen Kane.