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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

sudo apt-get install consent

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And he is not pleased.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree... Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The superior version of UAC?

"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hikarulsi 3 points 1 year ago

cd ~; touch woman

Can’t touch woman anywhere

[–] TheWoozy 6 points 1 year ago

This is why mandatory access control is so important.