Taco Bell. Let the toilet know you'll be back amigo.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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coffee, cigarettes, and a third stimulant.
What you need is medication, not food.
Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.
Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.
Why are there so many experts on this topic.
This just proves the point there are a lot of people full of shit?
Chipotle
If you have any preparation time, then Psyllium husk (sold as metamucil for one brand example) with lots of water. This would win on sheer volume, HOWEVER, if you take too much then constipation.
Half a spoonful a day with at least 2 cups of water
Kiwis Red pepper flakes Spinach Water
You can add these to a blender to help digest even faster.
You can also pick up some high fiber cereal.
But yeah I think your stomach is not going to be happy.
You could eat a posterior
leaving a comment for when this thread pops up on some YouTubers history of Lemmy video
Low effort memes. It was good while it lasted, the one thing I do not miss from Reddit
Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.
That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.
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So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)
Come over. I'm sure I can cook you some diarrhea-inducing food. It'll be spicy as hell, so sweating and peeing gets sorted too. And I'm sure it's not going to be easy to find.
I hear MCT oil is wonderful for nearly uncontrollable pooping. That, and bring lots of "sugar free" candy.
Spicy food and lots of legumes. At the end of day 2 eat some half rotten flesh.
Your not going on a submarine are you?
Quieres Taco Bell.
drink metamucil by the gallon. that'll create a LOT of bulk you gotta get rid off. Eat a LOT of celery and corn too.
This is some weird kink stuff isn't it
OP is mailing himself across the country.