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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Get out there and live your best life!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A special shout out to bicurious boys who do a gay thing. Maybe u like it, maybe u dont. U a big man for trying tho.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was bi-curious once. Now I'm bi-enthusiastic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I was bicurious and then my wife said try it n now we have threesomes where we all have fun. 10/10 would penis again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More than bicurious probs, but more people should find good people to have sex with to test the inclination. Can't be missing out on the good stuff in life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We were born 2 fuk so go and hav sum fuk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

hell yeah ! thanks

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

"Butt-sex positive"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make sure your practice is grounded in theory, otherwise it's just adventurism.

Adventurism is how you get STDs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll take that as a yes :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only I was so bold and confident in person

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's okay, you're probably a bottom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll be one if you want me to

she says, completely proving her point

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh a fellow motivation enjoyer

[–] melisdrawing 13 points 1 year ago

I absolutely love this phrase and am stealing it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Theory will only get you so far...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Stop sitting behind a screen, get out and get fucked, literally

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Shallow relationships are not everyones thing and no amount of horniness makes you a socialite. Get off your screen and meet people.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My wife and I have been married for nearly 30 years and we're just now learning to be our best slutty selves.

We've been going places to meet others and learning about their lives while sharing ours. The best opportunities usually are at the places where clothing is optional or outright banned. It's amazing how people open up and talk about all the things when the last physical vestige of hiding is removed.

Some would point and laugh, but we're not the ones that are lonely. Once you come to the point of reality that all of this ends, it's easier to let go of the bullshit and just live.

Get out there!

[–] WhatsHerBucket 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in the same boat! My kid is in his 20s and on his own, wife and I are like, "Oh yeah, this is why we got married. Remember when we used to...?" :)

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats! That's awesome!

We were raised in a pretty strict environment and, unfortunately, didn't get much of an opportunity to experience many things during our youth out of fear and shame. Once we moved away from that horrid place and our children became adults, we were able to relax and focus on us and the things we were curious about. That liberation has given us a whole new opportunity to find exhilaration on our terms.

I don't see us looking back any time soon.

[–] WhatsHerBucket 2 points 1 year ago

Man, sorry to hear about that. Good to see you made it to the other side :)

[–] BoiLudens 16 points 1 year ago

I have a theoretical phd in slutology

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Similarly to how the old crone said I'd be the one to rule the world but in reality all I do is fix sorting machines.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago