this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Jesus this board is filled with 8 year olds

[–] idunnololz 33 points 1 year ago

I know you are but what am I?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello welcome to the internet, having the collective maturity of an 8 year old boy since 1998.

[–] Rustmilian 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he says with an avatar of george costanza holding a baseball bat, we bow to your superior sense of humor and obvious advanced tastes in comedy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is memes sir/ma'am if you want sophistication go elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There's memes and there's 9gag-tier garbage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver 8 points 1 year ago

Sorry you can't use her she's busy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a store at Dragoncon each year that sells a bunch of these. They're making money, and not from 8 year Olds. Maybe 8 year old maturity.... but, you know.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If my wife got a pair of these, I'd be into it; a bit of playfulness in the bedroom is a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Feels like 9gag sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does she have underwear underneath her underwear?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I saw that too, I thought it was a mannequin lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Point of order, gentlemen and ladies, This isn't a request for coitus, this is a request for cunnilingus, so she'd be asking for the T

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Every girl wants the D ino Crisis for Playstation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Send them over ive got dino crisis and a gane shark for infinite health and ammo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Take me I'm yours!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Rust?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, I like to use polymorphism from time to time, also I don't like to type var every time I want a variable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rust has polymorphism, and var does not exist in Rust. You're probably confusing it with another language

[–] infectoid 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hoch 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] infectoid 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat a white flower, spit balls of fire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back. Benefit had some dope shit

[–] cokane_88 1 points 1 year ago

LSD is great for the sex drive, shrooms not so much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Testosteron filled monkey brain “humor”.