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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Chaotic evil bard move?

[–] ChocoboRocket 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Garlic and onions do that to me anyhow, my resonance frequency is garlic and onions.

Dairy too, but it's not a vegetable. Thank God for lactose pills and fodzyme

[–] CaprockCoder 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can relate. I’m extremely FODMAP-intolerant. Onion and garlic are the bane of my existence, especially since they’re in literally every ready-made food that exists.

[–] ChocoboRocket 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you haven't tried the Enzyme supplement Fodzyme I can't recommend it enough.

Ever since I started using it I can (mostly) freely eat foods with garlic and onions as well as a host of other things.

It doesn't work on everything, but I have been ordering it since April and I am no longer reading every label on everything to avoid being sick.

Everyone is different so there's no guarantees on what will work for you, but I've been telling everyone about it (mostly because people always ask what I'm sprinkling on nearly everything I eat).

I get the brown jar because the individual pouches are a rip off, but it's less of an investment if you want to try!

[–] CaprockCoder 1 points 9 months ago

Yep, I’ve tried it. Unfortunately for me it only reduces my symptoms by about half. Better than nothing but not something I can rely on every day. :(

[–] Carvex 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What flavors do you cook with? Those and butter are the only ones I know.

[–] 7355608 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would recommend Ginger. My Mother uses it in a lot of her cooking, and it's fantastic (biased opinion).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Combine all 3 and some bell pepper and baby you got a stew goin

[–] Jumper775 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What’s fodzyme? These days I’m carrying 2 pills with me everywhere I go just in case.

[–] CaprockCoder 1 points 10 months ago

Fodzyme is an enzyme that breaks down certain FODMAPs, particularly fructans which are found in onions, garlic, and wheat. There is currently only one other product on the market that breaks down fructans that I know of and I think you have to be a clinician to buy it. Fodzyme is pretty expensive and works so-so for me, though a lot of people seem to have good results with it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2.4GHz, for water. Wouldn't go 1mm beneath your skin. Better to use xrays or pozitrons or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

41 MHz and 202 MHz. You didn’t hear it from me.

[–] cypherix93 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

is this the reason subwoofers make me cum?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Bark! Bark! Bark! Woof! 🐶

[–] ignotum 4 points 10 months ago

Does that make you a domwoofer?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

No. MHz vs Hz.

[–] charles 2 points 10 months ago

Monster Hunter, Hunting Horn mains

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 5 points 10 months ago

SLAANESH SINGS WITH US!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Play the brown solo, you freaky battle bard!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

my miserable organs are here for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's way funnier to play the Brown Note

[–] MooseBoys 3 points 10 months ago

8Hz at 180dB would do nicely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else try hitting the reader button in the corner one too many times?

[–] Moc 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I am not very tech savvy so I didn’t know it was there when I screenshotted it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Don't worry about it. I'm not too bright.