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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Chaotic evil bard move?

[–] ChocoboRocket 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Garlic and onions do that to me anyhow, my resonance frequency is garlic and onions.

Dairy too, but it's not a vegetable. Thank God for lactose pills and fodzyme

[–] CaprockCoder 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can relate. I’m extremely FODMAP-intolerant. Onion and garlic are the bane of my existence, especially since they’re in literally every ready-made food that exists.

[–] ChocoboRocket 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you haven't tried the Enzyme supplement Fodzyme I can't recommend it enough.

Ever since I started using it I can (mostly) freely eat foods with garlic and onions as well as a host of other things.

It doesn't work on everything, but I have been ordering it since April and I am no longer reading every label on everything to avoid being sick.

Everyone is different so there's no guarantees on what will work for you, but I've been telling everyone about it (mostly because people always ask what I'm sprinkling on nearly everything I eat).

I get the brown jar because the individual pouches are a rip off, but it's less of an investment if you want to try!

[–] CaprockCoder 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, I’ve tried it. Unfortunately for me it only reduces my symptoms by about half. Better than nothing but not something I can rely on every day. :(

[–] Carvex 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What flavors do you cook with? Those and butter are the only ones I know.

[–] 7355608 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would recommend Ginger. My Mother uses it in a lot of her cooking, and it's fantastic (biased opinion).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Combine all 3 and some bell pepper and baby you got a stew goin

[–] Jumper775 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s fodzyme? These days I’m carrying 2 pills with me everywhere I go just in case.

[–] CaprockCoder 1 points 2 years ago

Fodzyme is an enzyme that breaks down certain FODMAPs, particularly fructans which are found in onions, garlic, and wheat. There is currently only one other product on the market that breaks down fructans that I know of and I think you have to be a clinician to buy it. Fodzyme is pretty expensive and works so-so for me, though a lot of people seem to have good results with it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2.4GHz, for water. Wouldn't go 1mm beneath your skin. Better to use xrays or pozitrons or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

41 MHz and 202 MHz. You didn’t hear it from me.

[–] cypherix93 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

is this the reason subwoofers make me cum?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Bark! Bark! Bark! Woof! 🐶

[–] ignotum 4 points 2 years ago

Does that make you a domwoofer?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

No. MHz vs Hz.

[–] charles 2 points 2 years ago

Monster Hunter, Hunting Horn mains

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 5 points 2 years ago

SLAANESH SINGS WITH US!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Play the brown solo, you freaky battle bard!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

my miserable organs are here for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's way funnier to play the Brown Note

[–] MooseBoys 3 points 2 years ago

8Hz at 180dB would do nicely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else try hitting the reader button in the corner one too many times?

[–] Moc 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry, I am not very tech savvy so I didn’t know it was there when I screenshotted it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Don't worry about it. I'm not too bright.