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Firstly, the important stuff.

It measures 20cm long and 5cm wide, which is absolutely outrageous when you think it managed to come out of someone's backside intact like that.

While there will be plenty of people who will claim to have expelled something far larger after a heavy night of drinking or after completing one hell of a food challenge, this one has been officially recognised.

So the next time you push one out that is longer and wider, call the authorities.

The next thing researchers discovered was what the man was eating. They were able to discover the poo was derived from a diet of mainly meat and bread and the outside was described as 'moist and peaty'. That's a mental image if we've ever heard one.

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[–] BongRipsMcGee420 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've done an unbroken full-circumference toilet bowl swirl before, who do I talk to about my reward?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you document it? Or did you literally flush your chance at fame and fortune?

[–] BongRipsMcGee420 5 points 2 years ago

I took a picture but I can't find it. Google Photos throws it into fun little memory compilations every now and then

[–] Madison420 1 points 2 years ago

Bro 5 cm wide that's just under 2" and they didn't say anything about diameter or circumference.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Impactful discovery

Also I'm loving the fact that some Museum Tech had to custom machine little clamps for the world's largest poop.

[–] FooBarrington 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine a poop so powerful it must be chained up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There can be only one

[–] Afrobeets 5 points 2 years ago

Anyone remember Ratemypoop.com? I think it existed around the same time as Hot or Not... there should be some picture evidence to compete with the ancient Viking poop.

[–] superduperenigma 5 points 2 years ago

How many Courics was it?

[–] Diprount_Tomato 3 points 2 years ago

Damn bro must have lost some kilos after dropping it

[–] Skaryon 3 points 2 years ago

Wow. Bono is old!

[–] niktemadur 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...and the phrase "I gotta go drop a Thor" was born.