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Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:

Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That's bollocks

"Bollocks" is a classic for a reason.

Yesterday my kid made up the insult "bucket gobbler" while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.

Fuck or Cunt

Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.

Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.

I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend

Used most often: Fuck

Most amused by: Bellend

I love calling someone a 'berk'. Simple, harmless word but it's got a good affectionate ring to it.

Personally I'm torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd

I don't swear much in day to day life.... Except when I'm driving, then my go to word is cunt

You can't beat cunt.

So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.

I'm partial to Knobhead. It's softer than cunt but still has a harsh sound

Fuck's sake, and alternatively Fucksocks.

My mum stubbed her toe once and came out with “ya fucking shitty bastard” so that’s a firm favourite combo for me now.

'Weapons-grade bellend'.

Fucktard for being an utter bellend.

Spazoid for being a silly sausage.

Shitbag. It's versatile and perfectly expresses how I feel at the time of use.