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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Actually, this is so real that belongs in Not The Onion...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Stolen violence.