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Rabbit? I'm a hare! (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] waigl 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And toads are frogs.

[–] notst 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All of them are green. 🟢

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[–] notst 10 points 1 year ago

ALL OF THEM ARE GREEN 🟢

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you just assume my species??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I read this using fire"fox".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Enter the librarian...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So who gets eaten?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the hare

[–] Katana314 1 points 1 year ago

Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten