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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? (self.jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by rave_demon to c/jokes

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Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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[–] BendyLemmy 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

ouch.

But 'coop' doesn't sound like 'coupé' (coopeɪ) :(

Ok, it's a US English thing - any idea why you ignore the é?

[–] rave_demon 3 points 2 years ago

Definitely an American thing. I used to work for BMW, and they would pronounce it "coop" in the US offices. Also, this joke used to KILL at that office.