Voicemail
Hey Ukraine! It's your buddy, Lukasjenko. I was thinking about that time that guy next door just came into your home by wrecking your wall, like, I know you've been having a hard time, but don't you think, like, that you're, like, overreacting? Like, ok, you can just give half your apartment to him like he wanted, and it's all gonna be over. I know you can be neighbourly, so why don't you just, like, chill? Slay, queen!
phone hanging up sounds
I can't think of it any other way than this