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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

There's no way this isn't satire--- this guy is literally calling himself Hitler, but worse. I don't even know who half of these are but if they're anything like the other half then this guy is seriously fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yea its satire dude literally named all the edgelord/incel favorites.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with Junko, Waltuh, Herobrine, Tyler and Travis?

/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Junko Enoshima gave the order for unlimited genocide on my extended family and sent them to prison camps, where they were they forcefully sold meth by a crony prison operation from Walter White. Herobrine then went into my house and deleted my minecraft world (unforgivable!). Can't speak for the last two.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, wait a minute when did Junko have camps? It was a school, not camps.

Tyler was anti-capitalist/anti-consumerist and just blew up some economic buildings, Travis wanted to eradicate crime and prostitution so nothing wrong with them as far as I remember.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not like Herobrine is anything but creepy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Griffith is literally a r*pist. This person should not be allowed in public.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really Berserk is the damn best manga out there, but to identify with any of the characters is just ehhhhhh. Well, except (early) Puck.

Libs are usually most like Adon, and when scratched tend to range from Gambino to Wyald.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I relate strongly to Guts in no small part due to his victimization at a young age, and the glimpses of positive masculinity he does show I find inspiring.

But, as indicated in the spoiler below... it's definitely suspect if you really relate to Guts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Spoilered event was kinda accident iirc, though he should expect something when someone as unsubtle as him was ordered to stealthy assassinate someone. Which leads us to another shitty face of Griffith, which was noticed even by some regular soldiers fighting the brutal 100 year war - he basically made his mercenary band out of kids which soon landed on full personality cult of him.

Oh and also how i could miss another favourite liberal selfinsert - the infamous Rapehorse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guts would have been an acceptable edgelord answer as well, but they had to pick Griffith.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Do not hurt my Gutsy boy, he's just a lil rough around the edges what with the

spoilerchild murder and all,
but he's working on it!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guts realized he is a cringe edgelord and actively tries to change so edgelords prefer griffith.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Swiper literally steals stuff from a little girl

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Omg that's so me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

At least they didn’t say Alex from A Clockwork Orange.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We get it, you're broken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

14 or 40 effect

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m surprised he didn’t put the main guy from A Clockwork Orange on his list. Starting with Patrick Bateman is definitely telling…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He also thankfully didn't put Homelander, Gus and Deadpool since they are also frequently put in ''literally me''. But he also didn't put Ryan Gosling which is worrying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, what’s wrong with Ryan Gosling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a red flag that he forgot Ryan Gosling, he is a must for every literally me list.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Least edgelord twitter user

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And now the guy who replied with all these names makes me go "wow, literally me"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Anton Chigur isn't even a character he's written to be a force of nature what do you even identify with besides having a shitty haircut

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The psychotic and sick desire to murder people with impunity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love how Amanda's name is censored but not in the reply.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At least there are female literally me characters such as Junko, Kim Wexler, Monaca, Wednesday, Harley Quinn, Himiko Toga, Asuka and many others

[–] better_than_nothin 1 points 1 year ago

Griffith???? Bro Guts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not-so-fun fact: Rick Sanchez was possibly created with the same name as the news anchor Rick Sanchez (from CNN and RT) deliberately to hide him in the internet. Rick Sanchez himself made a video about this. He found a video made by an RM creator before RM creation in which there is a news transmission with an anchor called Rick Sanchez, showing that the creators of RM knew who him was before creating RM.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nimona, she literally me fr fr