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[–] MrJameGumb 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How much did she steal to get arrested over snacks???

Edit; Nevermind, I found it. It was £6 worth of snacks. She actually would have gotten away with it but she was still trying to use the card four days later...

Basically she got arrested for being a dumbass lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Look at her eyes. No ragrets.

[–] FiskFisk33 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's more the theft of the dead persons credit card than the actual £6...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck me, they can't pay and trest them fairly, but they sure can fuck them for 6 quid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

6 quid this time. Who knows if she's done it before or would have done it again after. Fucking with the finances of a family who just lsot someone isn't the most ethical thing. I don't know if I'd want her in the position to do this again or something else.

[–] expatriado 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when you play to much RPG and get used to loot your kills

[–] KrisND 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado 4 points 1 year ago

how else would someone explain risking getting arrested and ruining a career for a snack?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Son_of_dad 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Please stop, I can only get so hungry and erect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He is, just like everyone else, which is not fast enough, unfortunately.

[–] Cynicivity 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is “Dead Patient” capitalized?

[–] artistan 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First name: Dead

Last Name: Patient

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado 15 points 1 year ago

the estate of the patient soon to be created on probate court

[–] KrisND 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not a lawyer but I thought there'd have to be a victim for charges, maybe it the next of kin?

[–] XaeroDegreaz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, who's going to pay the new charges she racked up? It's kinda like credit fraud at this point. Next of kin aren't really responsible for those bills (unless he was married or something). I'm sure there's some law they can pin on her lol

[–] smackjack 3 points 1 year ago

Any outstanding debts are the responsibility of the person's estate. The estate is never going to have to pay out more than it's worth, but anyone that the dead person owed money to is going to get paid first.