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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, generally speaking, sending pikemen against a people famous for riding horses sounds smart to me lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I don't understand why people are confused by this. Haha

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

It is said he rejected reason for madness.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He had sappers. And yeah Pike beats horse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ratz30 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd hate to climb a ladder with a pike

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Climb the ladder and have your mate pass up the pike.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This is an accident waiting to happen. Is this ladder even OSHA approved?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah, you throw your pike straight up and then catch it when you reach the top of the ladder.

Ez

[–] ratz30 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except when there's light in the pikemen's eyes apparently

[–] misterundercoat 12 points 2 years ago

"Captain Ugnark, should we be worried about leaving our rear open to a cavalry charge?"

"Gobruk, you fool! That's a 60-degree slope, there's no way that horses could safely charge down it."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is AoE 101

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Battle of Helm's Deep is full of very obvious errors. There is an awesome Dutch historian, Roel Konijnendijk, who trashes movies for fun that talks about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGdOXstSyk

My favourite one is when they are shouting orders to eachother. There is no way for the Elven archers to hear Aragorn's commands, or for Aragorn to hear Theoden's fallback order.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=xPGdOXstSyk

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um, piped stopped working for me on all instances a few days ago, anybody else noticed this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Something to do with API changes on YouTube I believe. For whatever reason, https://piped.mha.fi/ still works.

https://github.com/TeamPiped/Piped/issues/2809

[–] topinambour_rex 10 points 2 years ago

I thought Legolas had a superior hearing, didnt he ? If yes, the elves could have heard Aragorn.

[–] stephan262 17 points 2 years ago

Me and a friend discussed this and it led to an ongoing joke of pole vaulting pikemen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Wise. A wizard.

Not exactly a very experienced war lord

[–] misterdoctor 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

More like Saruman the fool

[–] ArchmageAzor 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nonagonOrc 1 points 2 years ago

Saruman the Silly

[–] bobshmow 2 points 2 years ago

Saruman the silly

[–] fujiwood 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Saruman the Unwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Every Total War Player knows how this feels "let's take this city real qui... Wait?! Who the fuck put the pikes into this army?!"

[–] davepleasebehave 7 points 2 years ago

Wise once there is a breach. which is what they planned for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here's an eight part series by a historian on which parts of the battle are realistic within the world and which are not, in case that kind of thing is interesting to you:

https://acoup.blog/2020/05/01/collections-the-battle-of-helms-deep-part-i-bargaining-for-goods-at-helms-gate/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I’ve already read it before, but it’s so so good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Walled shelter

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago