this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just goes to show - there is literally no way to keep siblings from arguing over nothing lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly 😄

[–] themusicman 1 points 8 months ago

Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You split, I pick. This is the way.

[–] riodoro1 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

true story

Shit, this one i didnt miss at all

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Attempted comedy homicide

[–] nxfsi 11 points 1 year ago

Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌

[–] eatthecake 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?

If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And that kids is How I Met Your Memer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago