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[–] [email protected] 232 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly sounds like anon has a "weird" attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do you get this from?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“What do you think he should’ve done?” is an open question in a provocative context. It’s the kind of question a parent might ask to get insight into how their kid is thinking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

And how do you go from there to "he has a weird attitude about women"

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Boys, we found another one.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

[–] Son_of_dad 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's 2023, everyone's autistic and proud of it apparently.

[–] PoorHobo 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

[–] SuddenDownpour 12 points 10 months ago

That's because you're weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dont you know who albert wesket is?

[–] [email protected] 114 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

[–] Madison420 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you think they could afford a pool?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

[–] Torvum 3 points 10 months ago

The most base level of autism personified

[–] Crashumbc 12 points 10 months ago

Could have just been socal anxiety

[–] aggelalex 87 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

[–] what 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago

Mum thinks you're a serial killer mate

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago

She's checking to make sure the kid isn't a psychopath and knows it's wrong.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope this is a R&M reference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Human music, I like it!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

seems like a perfectly normal conversation

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

[–] CheeseToastie 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Family is hard

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